Saturday, May 17, 2008

Norah, it’s not you. It’s me.


I like easy to like music. I like pop-like music. I can listen to Britney Spears and Fiona Apple and Metallica. I can listen to Damien Rice and Tegan and Sara and Psapp. I like Latin Alternative, Rock and Salsa. I like lots of things. I like music that is VERY EASY to like. I buy most top ten selling songs.

For some reason, Norah Jones is not my cup of tea. She writes astoundingly good songs. I want to like them. I really do. I promise. But for some reason I cannot seem to relax when I hear her music. The soft strumming, the easy piano, the airy, jazzy voice… AAAAHHH. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. And the lyrics are so nice and I would love to WANT to make love to "Come Away with Me." Can you imagine? Outside on a cool fall evening with wine and a picnic and Norah Jones serenading us? Wouldn't it be great?

No, right? It. Would. Suck.

Because Norah, I'm just not that into you. I like a fuller voice with zero breathiness, unless you truly are turned on. Your voice just irritates me. I'm sorry. I really am. Because I so wanted to like you. Everyone else seems to.

7 comments:

scribe said...

Perhaps I am not a fair judge of Norah Jones since I tend to dislike female voices at the forefront of songs anyway, but she tries too hard. Easy on the eyes, though.

J said...

yeah, i was about to say...she's pretty! i actually have Come Away With Me b/c i really liked Don't Know Why when i heard it. but now that i have it on my iPod, i really don't listen to it at all. when one of her songs comes up on my shuffle, i always bypass it. i dunno. she did a song with Wax Poetic that i really like called "Tell Me" but that's all i got.

Tim said...

Now I know which artist to request at your and Scribe's wedding reception.

Isette said...

Argh, dammit, now it's stuck in my head.

And now for the guilty confession - I 100% platinum-ed the song "I don't know why" on Karaoke Revolution. Go me.

scribe said...

There better be come Meatloaf songs!!!

Anonymous said...

She's got two things going for her (other than the obvious). She's a most excellent jazz pianist and her Dad is Ravi Shankar.

I think she tries a bit too hard to sound like Billie Holiday.

~AprilD said...

I actually like Norah Jones. I like some of the other songs off her albums more than the released songs. And more often than not, I like to sing her songs. Her range is perfect for mine.