There was a time in my life that I would wax... down there. I was a "proud" albeit discreet Brazilian waxer. I went through pain and torture because... well, some might say for men, but really, for myself.
(Note: some of you may find what I'm about to say offensive. I don't care.) You see, I'm Latina. It's like being Jewish, only worse. No, really. It's THAT BAD. But it's even worse for guys! They can't find that place that they REALLY need to find in order for me to have a good time without a map or a strategically placed hand. Clearing the way helps. So really, it's more for me.
Now, did women used to do this 20, 30, 40 years ago? Or did they just not get what all women deserve? A really, really good time? Am I saying too much?
I was married to a guy who didn't enjoy T.H.A.T. I know, I know, I should not have married him. But for future reference, is it necessary? Or is body deforestation bad for the environment?
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Wow. I happen to like having to forage through the wilderness for my piece of the pie.It cushions your fall when your neck muscles give out. Am I admitting to spending too much time in the forest?
Wow. Didn't expect this post when I got here!
Just wanted to make sure that you and little guy were okay. Nat'l news was Chicago got all shot up over the weekend. I hope you both are well!
WHich "little guy" is autumn referring to?
I left a real ugly message for you on my blog just now... Fortunately, Bluez was able to calm me down.
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