My Bad Habits

I'm only giving you three (I think I only have three) but one of them is not true. You have to figure out which is which!

1. I bite my nails. I know, I know, a completely disgusting habit. I've tried quitting and have been mildly successful at it. My nails looks nice long. They also feel nice when I use them on someone else's back... I'm obsessing, I know.

2. I drink Coke. I know it's bad for me, and bad for the environment and that Coke is an evil corporation that funds terrorism in other parts of the world. AND that it can clean rust off a nail. I KNOW. Trust me, I know. I KNOW.

3. I pee outside the toilet bowl. I can't help myself. I just get too excited and hyper and end up missing every time. I've tried to be a good girl. And it makes me wonder how I'm going to toilet train my kid in 1 1/2 years.