It's not that many or at least they will not all be included...
1. The Junior High Crush - He and I never really dated. We went steady for a month in 6th grade, then made out off and on all through high school. I was the girl he cheated on his girlfriends with. Yeah, I was THAT girl.
2. The High School Crush - He and I also never really dated. We just made out very heavily and almost... but never really and was the only guy to ever cut things off with me. He's the one "What if?" but if what if ever happened, I'd want to crush his heart into a million pieces. But I'm over it.
3. The Best Friend - I found out that the sex was HORRIBLE. I'm done.
4. The Soul Mate - But not. My first, his first. And then I became an evil bitch and dumped him. The End.
5. The Ex-Husband - Yeah... My ???, his first. And then I became an evil bitch and dumped him after three years of marriage, making me a more evil and devious bitch. The End.
6. The Baby-Daddy - Can anybody say rebound?
And who knows what the future may hold?
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3 comments:
Very interesting....
Very, very interesting...
green, get the lube.
I'd need a page and a half for the mistakes I've made with penis bearing creatures....
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